December 29, 2004
that's a derisive laugh, by the way

I have just been rendered speechless...

Outback Jack.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!111!!!one!!

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posted by goldie @ 08:48 PM : comments(19) : view
December 12, 2004
badgerbadger...potter?

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you an item of extreme silliness.

You have been warned...

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posted by goldie @ 03:39 PM : comments(10) : view
October 23, 2004
spiderman does interpretive dance

CAUTION! Only view if feeling depressed or melancholy. Anyone in a remotely chipper mood will just find this silly. Also, don't operate heavy machinery after viewing. You've been warned.

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posted by goldie @ 11:26 AM : comments(6) : view
October 12, 2004
irony = 50% RDI

Don't get me wrong, I'm quite a fan of 'quality' reality television.

And no, that's not an oxymoron. There's something about the id-like, hunter-gatherer tribal instincts that shows like Survivor bring out in their contestants that get amateur psychologists like me all hot and tingly.

Also, I'm not a prude by anyone's standards. In fact, some might think (and quite rightly too) that I swing quite significantly in the opposite dircetion.

However this.... this is taking things just, oh, about five steps too far.

Frankly, I think the word 'private' is the oxymoron in this instance.

(cross-posted to Dean's World)


posted by goldie @ 11:43 AM : comments(0) : view
September 26, 2004
Questionable B. Content

I've seen few posts about the place chuckling over the recent crop of 'spam names'. Lately the names showing up in my trash folder seem to consist of 2 randomly thrown together words, with an initial thrust deseperately between them in the hope that the recipient is either 5 years old or has an IQ < 10, and can be fooled into opening the mail (usually some dirty porn stuff ooo er!).

For example: Scrap R. Bridesmaids (what? You wanna elope? Or have you just had another bitchy tiff?), Reload F. Boudoir (so I guess the web cam stuffed up in the brothel again...), Heinous P. Hallucinate (those were some REALLY BAD shrooms, man!!!!), and Oscillating A. Pooh [whose actual email adress was smutty@iloveplymouth.com] (so the shit really DID hit the fan!!!)

But my favourite of late was Spermicides D. Thesauruses.

Any thoughts on what this one could mean? *boggle*


posted by goldie @ 10:14 AM : comments(4) : view
September 22, 2004
our own lil game of Balderdash

Dictionary.com's Word of the Day just happens to be:

tatterdemalion \tat-uhr-dih-MAYL-yuhn; -MAY-lee-uhn\, noun

Wowee. This Word is just way too much fun. Now before you click on the link in my sidebar for the definition, tell me what you think it means. Cos believe me... the real definition ain't nowhere near as good as I thought it would be.

*mutter* bloody tease of a word *mutter*

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posted by goldie @ 12:25 AM : comments(7) : view
September 15, 2004
harvey's birthday wishlist...

...was simple.

I'm getting old. I'm falling apart. The only thing that can save me is boobie pictures. If you post them at your blog, I'll link you on Wednesday.
Well Harv, I can hardly ignore that, can I! Here's your boobie picture, stat.

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posted by goldie @ 09:14 AM : comments(19) : view
September 05, 2004
pin the bunny in the tail... no, wait

Lord. I haven't been back five minutes and I'm already galavanting round in a playboy bunny outfit ala Bridget Jones over at Harvey's comment-party. Which happens to be minus Harvey. Oh dear.

However, that's nothing. You should see LeeAnn the Cheesemistress dressed in her superb nurse's getup... And Susie's already contemplating setting off the smoke alarm just so some studly hunks arrive to save the day.

Ahhhh... *breaths deep*. It's so good to be back in the 'sphere!


posted by goldie @ 05:51 PM : comments(4) : view