When I met delicious!hubby, he introduced me (among other naughty things) to the concept of The List. Apparently (and even though he's Irish) it's some British Cultural Thing (Ian, can you confirm?!).
Essentially, The List is a constantly rotating set of 5 chicks who, if they knocked on the door and offered themselves to him, he'd be allowed to sweep off their feet and shag for the night. No questions asked, no holds barred, no tears n tantrums from the missus. The only rule is they have to be famous, or at the very least untouchable, of course.
There have been a few 'questionable' members of his List over the years, with J Lo being a prime example at one stage *ahem*. Right now though his favourite is Delta "She's lovely" Goodrem, with Penelope Cruz a close second. I was a bit iffy about Delta to begin with. I mean, she's Australian. There's only 20 million of us. She could knock on the door at any minute.
As for my List... well. Orlando Bloom may rate a mention, as may Damon Albarn, Ewan McGregor, Johnny Depp and that cute guy in Neighbours (you know, the one with the great ass) whose name I always forget. If I were pressed to offer names of course. Any more would be telling. (OK, OK, I still have a thing for Joey McIntyre. Erm. Not.).
So I know you have one. Who's on your List?
In no particular order:
Brad Pitt
Johnny Depp
Orlando Bloom
Bruce Willis
Hugh Jackman
What's shag, like shaggy from Scooby Doo?
The five girls I would like to have as a girl friend is:
1. Sally, because I miss her!
2. Nadia, but only if she stops farting!
3. My new friend sticks, because she looks like a nice girl, just a little skinny.
4.Lucy from the old Barney kid shows
5. Tasha who came later on the Barney show
My husband and I have always had a list of 5. Problem is that I keep running into people on mine! Good thing i'm too wussy to proposition any of them! So here they are...
1. Steven Page from the Barenaked Ladies. He's chubby, I know, but lord, can he sing...
2. Joshua Jackson, AKA Pacey from Dawnson's Creek. Slurp.
3. Jude Law. Because no list is complete without a hot englishman.
4. Johnny Depp because he has beautiful hair.
5. Rotating spot for whoever happens to be around at the time...
No wonder Pirates of the Caribbean went down so well with the ladies (pun most definitely intended).
Gweny, I had a HUGE thing for Kevin Bacon after I saw Footloose. I just adored his moves of his *drool*. And never underestimate the erogenous power of the funny.
Rockchild, you're dead right, Shaggy from Scooby Doo :).
And G, thanks for reminding me about Claire Forlani, she's on hubby's list too (as you prolly know).
Yeah, nice one Goldie, now i'm going to be thinking about this all day..... Hmmm, on the other hand, thanks Goldie, now i'm going to be thinking about this all day....Mmmmmm
I wonder if I can find out the name of the cute skater-boy who whizzed past me of the cycle-track this morning?
5. The girl in the "I put a spell on you" Levis Jeans Commercial, the one where the guy steals the jeans from the mannequin. You only see her for a second, but she gets a spot on the list nonetheless.
4. Angelina Jolie. Just because.
3. Constance Zimmer (from Good Morning Miami and now Joan of Arcadia)
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2. Ashley Williams, also from Good Morning Miami, because she looks and acts exactly like my soulmate (not my wife, who I love very much, but my soulmate, who's already married), and it's the closest I'm ever going to get.
1. Nicole De Boer.
I seem to have a thing for elfin women. Which is strange, because every girl I've ever been with has been decidedly NOT elfin.
I think it goes back to a girl who used to work at the vet's office around the corner from where I used to live. She had -- no kidding -- pointed ears.
For reference... I think my wife's #1 on the list is Ryan Stiles (Drew Carey Show, Whose Line Is It Anyway). She likes the tall, skinny, geeky types. I'm two of those, and I'm working on the third. I'll let you figure out which.
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