September 09, 2004
well when you put it like that
From Rob Brezsny's weekly astrology newsletter:
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): If you believe your body is inherently sinful or if you're offended by references to your private parts, stop reading now.
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Still here? Good. The fact is, dear Gemini, that this is a perfect time to celebrate, explore, and reinvent your relationship with your genitals. It's your sacred duty to strip away every negative association about them that you may have acquired in the past. Do whatever it takes to arrive at the understanding that your sexual organs are among the most sublime gifts the Divine Creator has given you. Have fun with them, worship them, teach them greater discipline, and in general lift them to the exalted state they deserve.
Well, OK Rob. But only cos you told me it was ok. And that I won't go blind. And that I won't be banished to the fourth circle of hell for letting any appendage stray south of my border.
Oooh er. Now all I need is one of these.
Or, if you're more vegetably inclined (as I'm sure you are... or will be after seeing this)...
(PS any new readers? I kinda think ducks are cute. And I'm also kinda conflicted bout the ole bathtime ducky here)
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I draw the line at squatting over a mirror to "worship" "teach" or "lift" my genitals to the "exaulted state they deserve."
It's pretty much a "don't ask, don't tell" relationship as far as me and my genitalia are concerned.
Rob needs to go for a walk, I think. Heh.
Hah! He prolly needs to do a little more than walking... ;)
I'll never look at a duck the same way again. ;)
I'm just gonna say... ewwww!
Reinvent your relationship with your genitals?
Easy. Different types of gloves work for me. Feels like sleeping with a stranger everytime.
Oh Goldie, you make me feel SO naughty!
By which I mean "happy" :-)
Well......I guess you should follow his instructions huh? LOL!!! :)
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I draw the line at squatting over a mirror to "worship" "teach" or "lift" my genitals to the "exaulted state they deserve."
It's pretty much a "don't ask, don't tell" relationship as far as me and my genitalia are concerned.
Rob needs to go for a walk, I think. Heh.