Don't get me wrong, I'm quite a fan of 'quality' reality television.

And no, that's not an oxymoron. There's something about the id-like, hunter-gatherer tribal instincts that shows like Survivor bring out in their contestants that get amateur psychologists like me all hot and tingly.

Also, I'm not a prude by anyone's standards. In fact, some might think (and quite rightly too) that I swing quite significantly in the opposite dircetion.

However this.... this is taking things just, oh, about five steps too far.

Frankly, I think the word 'private' is the oxymoron in this instance.

(cross-posted to Dean's World)