Tuesday November 30, 2004
candy cane anyone?
OK, OK, I know. I've been a little flakey lately.
Not to mention a bit of a cock-tease. What with the flirty comments I whispered to you in my last entry, only to abandon you, breath baited, pupils dilated, obsessively hitting refresh... just waiting to read what I'd write next...
Hey, a girl can dream, can't she? ;)
In all seriousness, I do deserve a spanking. Does it help if I say I'm sitting here in sopping wet cotton lycra, just waiting to peel off the sodden layers... (hey. It was raining after Pilates, OK)? No?
Well how about my cheeky new holiday layout, courtesy of the Moxielicious Julie? (if you can't see it, click here. I promise it'll leave a lasting impression). C'mon! That must make up for something...
Oh. OK. Fair enough. I understand. I guess all a girl can do is
bribe, kiss ass and generally suck up big time work extra hard to regain your trust. Suggestions welcome!!!
posted by goldie @ 08:57 PM on 11.30.04
Suggestions for what? I'm confused.
I would never say the words cock-tease, because my mom would wash my mouth out with Irish Spring, which does not taste so good as I know!
That picture of you in your underwear with you butt showing looks great, Goldie, but I would never show my butt on my blog, don't want to scare my readers away!
I hope you had a nice weekend, Goldie, and a happy Thanksgiving, that's if you celebrate it.
Have a nice day, ok!
So it IS true... all girls from Britain or Australia ARE amenable to a good spanking! *chuckle* Now just let me dig through the drawer for a suitable implement...
So you're not dead after all. I'm so angry with you right now. I don't think even a spanking would cheer me up.
Dammit. See what you've done? I hope you're proud of yourself. Now, I've got to go beat the crap out of Maine. Maybe that will make me feel better.
All is forgiven ;-)
Ow. I'm not sure I earned that ass-whipping, but I certainly got it.
I suppose to atone you could try updating daily for 10 days solid. That'd be OK. Or maybe buying my album.
I missed you, but figured you were busy with the new job thing.... How's all that?
Aw, of course we forgive you. It is, after all, the season of forgiveness and brotherhood and eggnog. And who can't forgive someone over a good glass of 'nog?
I'm glad things are going so well for you that you're too busy to blog. It's a good problem to have!!
I'm loving the Christmas booty skin! Too cute!
Woo! Love the skin (although I already saw it on blogmoxie's portfolio page - heh. I'm a cheater!!)
I'd say to make it up to us, you should just give us a little more of the Goldie fabulousness we've all grown accustom to. Don't leave us hangin', babe. You cock-tease!
It you're a "cock-tease," for not posting...
Does that mean we all have "blue" eyes?
Everyone needs a good piece of ass every now and then! Love the new skin & hope the new job is going well.