pointed via Rachel, the ewe (?!)

Helen, the Bright One.
Name Origin: Greek
Number of Syllables: 2.00
Gender: Female

More interesting facts about the name Helen:

Lucky Number: 8 (I was born on the 8th)
Ruling Planet: Saturn (BAH! Effin typical. No wonder life always seems to think I need to be taught a lesson.)
Element: Earth
Primary Color: Rose (Pink's alright)
Traits: Inclined to be cold and pessimistic. Not much sense of humor. Often slow getting off the mark but usually ends up ahead of the game. Successful, especially where money is concerned. Frequently connected with mining, real estate and the law. Also with cemeteries and pawnshops (WTF?!). Believes that hard work never killed anyone. Often prepossessed with thoughts of the past.

About the only correct thing in that analysis is the last sentence. I always knew I had the wrong name. Let's see what they say about goldie.

Goldie, made of gold.
Name Origin: English
Number of Syllables: 2.00
Gender: Female

More interesting facts about the name Goldie:

Lucky Number: 7
Ruling Planet: Neptune
Element: Water
Primary Color: Violet
Traits: Frequently possesses E.S.P. Extremely "psychic"; Introvert. Although she does not say much, she usually knows a great deal (Aheh). Mysterious. Often interested in psychology, psychiatry, chemistry, and botany (funny that. I did a psych degree with a minor in organic chemistry. and I like to garden. a lot). Knowledgeable in astrology and all fields of the occult. Fond of fishing (absolutely NOT! I'm afraid of the things). Inclined to take from the "haves" and give to the "have nots" (most certainly).

I think you'll agree my screen name has me slightly better off. *grin*