I'm officially sick. Isn't that great?
No, really. I mean it. It's fantastic. You see, I've been feeling like shit for weeks. Kinda fluey, swollen in the neck, and my sinuses have been giving me hell. Plus my ears felt funny. No, I can't describe it any better than that. Believe me, I tried.
But none of it was enough to go bother the doctor with. Hey, we all feel fluey at times. It's probably hayfever (common as sheep among us Aussies). Nothing to make a fuss about.
Then the Disturbing Symptom developed. You know what I mean. Waves of nausea are never a good thing.
So off I trotted to the doc, where I was given the uber-satisfying diagnosis of Nasty Ear Infection. One worth two prescriptions of double strength, horse-pill-sized penicillin tablets. One where I can actually say to any doubters, "Look! I wasn't whining about nothing for the past few weeks! Look at my horse pills. Look how big and anti-bacterial they are!"
I feel so damn justified right now =D.
I'd hate to say that I'm glad that you're sick, but you seem somewhat relieved by it. Oh well! Hope you get to feeling better soon and your horse-sized penicillan pills cure all your aches and pains!
I'm sorry that you feel sick, Goldie!
When I get sick my mom gives me her remedy of hot sauce and Sprite mix togeter, and it works, but you have to have strong stomache and lots of toilet paper! The last time I drank it I farted alot that it was so bad that my hamster Rocky was holding his nose, but I felt better.
I hope you get well soon, Goldie!